whyyyyyyy

Its always both hilarious and embarassing when you find evidence that you were a complete tard when you were younger. I mean, you usually have a general idea that you were stupid (atleast I did), but actually finding stuff to prove that is a little disconcerting!
Ive kept journals most of my life, and I think Ive managed to lose a few in the process of moving O_o but I found one from when I had just turned 13, and wow that doesnt seem that long ago but DAMN I was wweeeiiird! I was blatantly racist in a strangely innocent way, quoted my mom way too much, had a secret code for writing comments in my journal that no one else could understand?!? and used retarded smiley faces and cartoons to an unholy level. My spelling was also a lot more horrific than I had remembered... Skitsafrenzic? reeeallllly Rene? REALLY?

Examples:
"...he was Jewish, (that made it worse, as Jewish men are mean.)"
I like how I think thats a fact??

"I kinda like laughing (secretly and behind her back, ofcourse!)"
;__; lets point out the blatantly obvious

"The Americans wouldn't take anyone with, but the Russians needed the money so they did."
O___o

"...COOL! P.S. (ha ha not really PS!)"
I think I was high a lot.

"...and when Nickleback get interview they get ignored, 'cause they're Canadian."
XD agh. sigh.

"Dryden Mitchell was in an accident! Dryden Mitchel :'( BOO HOO HOO! WAAAAA *crying face*"
Oh god. Boo hoo? I WROTE THAT?

"...dad explained all the rules (ok, only a FEW of the rules [you nazi!])"
"...but the referee saw it, tough luck, huh Japs?!"
I love how I just casually slander an entire population without having even met one of them.

"The unicorn looked like a stumpy midget. Yuck!"
Well atleast thats one thing we know Ive kept up. Midgets, yuck!

"It was REALLY sick! (that means cool)"

"Old Aztec temples, humongous overgrown trees and the earth with big fireballs (no not the sun!)"
I reeeallly like brackets and explaining the obvious...

"GASP, SCREAM, FAINT!! I just discovered one VERY horrible fact, I repeat, a VERY horrifyingly horrible fact!
Barney Simons is OLD."
hahahaha!! That is awesome! Apparently after that I swore not to listen to the night zoo again, because I was having images of an old man wetting himself.
...

"I feel like pig snot!"
:D oh yeah

"I did the most COURAGEOUS thing today! I told someone a bunch of lies!"
I love how I thought that was courageous and actually got excited about it... wow

"Anyway, why the hell am I writing this? A few pages ago I said how sissy it was to write down your feelings and now Im doing it. Well I better get going and take my skirt off!"
I was SEXIST! *dies laughing*

"And for heavens sake he looks like the demented circus monkey man from Watershed! NO. I will not like Nickleback! I will not like them, I will not like them. Ive got to keep telling myself they suck of Ill like them because of their CD cover. OK, Ive got to go now and reflect on how badly they stink. (Oh and by the way, they are trash. I am definitely not contradicting myself on this one! No argument!) They are trash I hate them."
Oh my god! Why did I think it was necessary to say all that repeatedly?!

I also talk about my first real crush and then start writing in, my apparent trademark of that time, huge capital letters O_o, GROSS! YUCK! Please tear this page out now!
It was obvious I had mixed emotions on that one?

So uh. Yeah. I apparently thought lying was good, was sexist, spoke way too much about music, and thought badly of Jews, Germans, Japanese, Old people, Midgets, Canadians and the lead singer from Watershed. Man I spoke about him too much...
I think I might just completely erase from my mind the fact that I was once 13. Its just way to scary ;A; nyaaaaghh