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Man, there is a spot on my glasses that just keeps bugging the hell out of me. Im just sitting here and it keeps getting in my line of sight. It must tell you something about my energy levels and motivation that I would rather come here and blog about it than just take off my fucking glasses and wipe them.

I am in the middle of probably one of my best comical masterpieces, but for reasons best left off the internet, I cannot post it here
>_>
But let me just say that it has been both fulfilling and therapeutic and not at all a waste just because no one else will be seeing it but me and most probably Alex. Infact it will be printed and stuck on my wall so I can rofl in bed and pretend that I actually won that battle. I guess I did, because I got out of it alive and with my real vision intact and not horribly impaired as it once was. As well as my sense of judgement being returned!
I missed it.
It was gone for so very long.

On a similar note! As it involves the internet and winning, which dont go hand in hand very often. Last night I won an argument on the internet, about Russell Brand no less! I found out sheeple are very entertaining and rather quite willing to be blind and horribly trusting untill one person points out the wrongness of the situation.
I WAS THAT PERSON *flings cape over shoulder*
Some idiot was pretending to be Russell on facebook. No one but Russell can be Russell, he is a cockney god. And we all KNOW that nothing is real until its on facebook. So it was a double crime! I even managed to get the ass that will always show up in an argument and start swearing at people, to apologise to me.
*satisfaction*

Besides that.
Not very much is happening.

Besides my body being an idiot and this fucking spot